I was doing a bit of editing for The Grebe today – Andy Smith’s finders article on the Common Rosefinch incidentally. I’d had the TV on with one eye on Match of the Day and later the Andrew Marr show. I was about to press the red button to watch last nights football league highlights as The Big Questions had come on. For those not in the know The Big Questions is a religious ‘discussion’ programme hosted by rent-a-smug-cunt Nicky Campbell. As I reached for the red button he introduced an item coming up on the show. This item featured a Jedi Knight who was arguing that him not being allowed to wear his Jedi hood was some kind of religious persecution. The crux of his argument is that Muslim women are allowed to wear the burqa so he should be able to wear his Jedi get up..
His feelings that all religions should have equal status. I agree, all religions should get equal status. I’m not religious and I hate religion, it generally seems to be a good idea hijacked by fucking nutters. The problem I have with this young Jedi master is that the Jedi are a figment of George Lucas’s imagination. Jedi is not a religion. At best he’s wearing fancy dress and being ‘a bit whacky.’ In reality he’s a cunt of the highest order, as are all these so called Jedi and anyone speaking fucking Klingon… get a fucking life you sad losers.
If any fucking Jedi wishes to come on and challenge this don’t fucking bother. Try and sort it out by using your Jedi Mind Tricks you fucking wasters!