My job means I’m often in coffee shops and today I was in a branch of a major chain – the most expensive one as well and one where they don’t have a loyalty card scheme. Anyway, these places are often populated by businessmen (and women) touching base and blue sky thinking and all that shit!
Today’s pair of sharp-suited arseholes were a dream, the younger one was very nattily dressed, nice grey suit, funky socks and a lovely pair of brown brogues. He also had a regulation semi-professional footballers haircut with a nice blonde frosting. In all the consumate twat.
Amongst all the bollocks they were both spouting – do we all need to know about your dreary business dealings? – he came out with a gem. ‘….it’s not big kahuna’s…’ I assume this means money but it was just the way he said. What an arsehole!