I was thinking the other day we need a new football song for England’s World Cup campaign in South Africa. Normally I feel inclined to join in with the ‘anybody but England’ fans in the country; so we really need a song to unite everyone in GB behind those ‘English Lions!’
What about this?
We’re on the march wi’ Fabio’s army
We’re all taking mephedrone
And we’ll really shake ’em up
When we really fuck it up
Cos, England are the greatest football team