I had always wanted to visit Wells, I’m no Christian as you’ll know. I hate organised religion, but I am passionate about Churches. I am also passionate about popping anyone’s bubble when it comes to being prudish or whenever they say that Britain has gone to hell. Britain has never been this idyllic paradise that the Daily Mail readers seem to think and in Mediaeval Times we weren’t so squeamish about naming streets by what went on there.
Imagine my delight when I bought Mike Parker’s new book Map Addict, yes I’m a map addict too. In it was a Mediaeval map of Wells showing a very interestingly named street… I had to find it.
Gropecunt Lane
We found Union Street easily and I was amused to find this bit of history. As well all know the truth is easily manipulated and what is missing from the aetiology is the word CUNT. In the Mediaeval there were a number of lanes named after what went on there – namely prostitution and I suppose the groping of cunts. A trade that wasn’t hidden, denied and decried as it is today. If you rode into town then, tired dirty and in need of a shag – well head off for Gropecunt Lane… you’re bound to be satisfied. I guess they weren’t too bothered by a dose of the clap either!
Back to some more traditional views of Wells.
Wells Cathedral
Wells Cathedral
Vicar's Close, Wells
Hi John – thanks for the plug (yes, I am sad enough to have a Google Alert on “Map Addict” – I get to read some very strange stuff…), and fascinating to see that doctored history sign in Wells.
enjoyed perusing your blog too – give me a shout if you find yourself in mid Wales and I’ll take you to our very fine village pub.
hwyl
Mike Parker
Hi Mike, welcome aboard. How do I get in touch? If you’re on Facebook look me up, it’s John Hague. If you have a website or whatever let me know, I will Google you anyway.
Cheers
John
mapaddict@btinternet.com will do the trick.