Given the rash of awards shows I thought it was high time The Drunkbirder started dishing out gongs. In stark contrast there will be no red carpet, no celebrities (except ones getting lampooned), no fuss only fun.
Today’s award for Stating The Bleeding Obvious (bound to be a popular category) goes to… Heart FM’s news team for their incisive reporting that more students are admitted to A&E due to alcohol in Fresher’s Week than at any other time. No fucking shit Sherlock.
NB. Heart FM was on in our admin office at work as I arrived.