The nominations in the stating the bleeding obvious category are:
The Metropolitan Police: for their ongoing investigation into the murder of MI6 operative Gareth Williams.
The Daily Mail: for today’s headline – MI6 spook did NOT die alone: Police certain he was padlocked in bag by someone else.
And the winner is…
Now, I’m no fan of the new ConDem government but if this is the best the police can come up given the millions pumped in to the service, any public sector cuts should start here. Anyone with half a fucking brain could have told them that someone else was involved. Not even the combined talents of Harry Houdini, David Copperfield and David Blaine being supervised by Derren Brown could have pulled that trick off. Jesus fucking wept, the ineptitude of it all!