So, shortly after arriving in Downing Street David Cameron decided to launch his happiness survey to see what made Britons happy – not a minority Tory Government with their Lib-Dem lapdogs for sure. With almost undue haste that other fucking toff Gideon Osborne who’s big act of rebellion was changing his name to George – what a cunt – decided public spending should be slashed (cunningly shifting responsibility and blame onto local councils).
So with some preliminary results back in, what makes the British public happy?
- “Having access to open, green space within walking distance of my home.”
- “Access to low-cost facilities that enrich life – e.g. libraries, parks, swimming pools.”
So way to go you ConDem bastards!