Happiness, Happiness, The Greatest Gift We Don’t Possess

So, shortly after arriving in Downing Street David Cameron decided to launch his happiness survey to see what made Britons happy – not a minority Tory Government with their Lib-Dem lapdogs for sure. With almost undue haste that other fucking toff Gideon Osborne who’s big act of rebellion was changing his name to George – what a cunt – decided public spending should be slashed (cunningly shifting responsibility and blame onto local councils).

So with some preliminary results back in, what makes the British public happy?

  • “Having access to open, green space within walking distance of my home.”
  • “Access to low-cost facilities that enrich life – e.g. libraries, parks, swimming pools.”

So way to go you ConDem bastards!

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One response to “Happiness, Happiness, The Greatest Gift We Don’t Possess

  1. I always thought it sounded like Ken Dodd was singing “A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess.”

    Maybe that’s what makes Britons happy – wanking.

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