It has come to my attention that there are a group of shandy drinking southern shysters on Shetland calling themselves The Drunkbirders. Let me say right now readers that THE Drunkbirder is still in Leicester and in no way wants to be involved in fly-over Citrine Wagtail controversies… well not till I try and claim one myself on Scilly next week.
These birders, calling themselves Drunkbirders seriously cannot drink excessively and have no right using the name. My lawyers will be looking into the matter and writs will be issued in due course. I would warn anyone accepting the offer of a night out at the Sumburgh Hotel or Spiggie Hotel that they will probably be tucked up in bed by 10pm.
Beware of imitations.