Nip It In The Bud(var)

It has come to my attention that there are a group of shandy drinking southern shysters on Shetland calling themselves The Drunkbirders. Let me say right now readers that THE Drunkbirder is still in Leicester and in no way wants to be involved in fly-over Citrine Wagtail controversies… well not till I try and claim one myself on Scilly next week.

These birders, calling themselves Drunkbirders seriously cannot drink excessively and have no right using the name. My lawyers will be looking into the matter and writs will be issued in due course. I would warn anyone accepting the offer of a night out at the Sumburgh Hotel or Spiggie Hotel that they will probably be tucked up in bed by 10pm.

Beware of imitations.

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6 responses to “Nip It In The Bud(var)

  1. David Gray

    Your only jealous because your not here on Shetland John!! 😉

  2. Shambolic. Having said that, has there been any proper Drunkbirding since Scillies ’99 & ’01?! Drunkbirding would involve seeing at least two flyover Citrine Wagtails simultaneously.

  3. thedrunkbirder

    Shetland 2007…

  4. Desertstorm

    All I can say is , keep it quiet but……………..DCC……………………………………..

    The rest is history!!

    Rollon this Saturday

  5. I’m also concerned that Dave seemed to have lumped me and Mark in with his fake ‘Drunkbirders’ crew!

  6. David Gray

    Bugger the drunkbirders we are now the blue smurfs…

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