The People’s Prayer

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People of Britain, which art so stupid
Petrol be thy game
Thy wait is done, on the forecourt
As it is in Havant
Give us this day our daily paper
And forgive believing their trespasses
And shoot the fuckers who trespass against us
Lead us not into recession
But deliver us from taxes
For credit is the Kingdom
The power and the glory
On the never never
Amen

Trad. arr. G. Keightley, G. Nuttall, J. Hague

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