I Wanna Tell You A Story

Once upon a time there was a probable Black-browed Albatross sighted off The Calf of Man.


Marvellous you think well done but then a few other Sea Watchers in Welsh Wales got jealous and wanted a probable Black-browed Albatross of their very own so on a breezy morning they set about getting all excited by a juvenile Gannet passing by with some other probable adult Gannets.


Now they were happy but a few daft twitchers heard about this probable Black-browed Albatross and as improbable as it sounds they went looking off the coast of Welsh Wales for hours and hours. They were very sad that the now improbable, probable did not reappear so they decided to let the birding World know just how stupid they were and think we are by putting out news that there was no further sign of the improbable, probable Black-browed Albatross.


If there is a moral to this story it’s this… you’re fucking idiots but stop treating the rest of is like idiots. It was clearly a Gannet – Albatrosses are fucking huge – now go and take up plane spotting or something but most of all: stop jumping on the fucking bandwagon!


2 responses to “I Wanna Tell You A Story

  1. Do you get wafers with it?

  2. thedrunkbirder

    Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!

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